Everyone loves a good, old-fashioned hockey brawl. Especially, when the goalies go at it. The brawl in the clip above is from last night's Islanders/Rangers game. Oh yeah, and it's still the preseason. Who said the preseason doesn't mean anything? Honestly.
You know it's hockey season when quotes like this start showing up in the New York Times, "Orr fought Kip Brennan, and Hollweg and Simon tangled. Rangers forward Jason Strudwick, who fought Brennan in the first period, jumped Simon." Talk about a clusterfuck. And speaking of clusterfucks, if you read the AP story about the brawl, you might have wondered if you were actually reading about some hot homoerotic action, rather than, say, a hockey game. These are real quotes from the article:
"Simon charged Hollweg from behind..."Am I immature and sophomoric in my humor? Probably. But, I didn't write that shit. I mean, I guess this is the "new" NHL and everything. Maybe the NHL is the gay man's answer to the WNBA. Maybe this all a part of Gary Bettman's master plan...
"Jeremy Colliton and Andy Hilbert...drifted toward DiPietro's crease."
"DiPietro grabbed Strudwick from behind and gave several tugs..."
"Strudwick fell on Hilbert, and DiPietro kept pulling..."
"The two came together...jawed, and exchanged stick jabs."
Also, the Wilds win 2-1 over Buffalo, in a game played in beautiful Grand Forks, North Dakota.