Stanley Cup parade likely postponed; Unused ticker tape to be burned in a heap at center ice

Hmmm. What to say.... Ah. Fuh - eh. Well, ... uh. Sigh.

That about sums it up. The Wild are down 3 - 0 to the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim. It's a sad day in St. Paul and it won't get much better come Tuesday, either. Last night, the Ducks put the old Double Underhook Suplex move on the Wild in a 2-1 win (see pic at left). The game was fun to watch for about 7 minutes in the second period. I'm sure Ducks fans would agree, this has been the dullest series in many, many moons. Moreover, the Wild look like the worst team in the playoffs. So, at least we've got that going for us.

The worst part about this is that I'm getting comments from Ducks fans saying stuff like, "Nice prediction, bud." Yeah, Ducks fans are calling me "Bud." Humiliating.